BABYSITTING

Is important for all to know:  Superdogs are not for to being babysitting young puppies.

But nevertheless (new big word have learned recently because am so more grown up every day), babysitting is what had to do last week.  Was not asked politely, was not given chance to discuss pros and cons.  Was just taken to new house and told, "Here.  Take good care of puppy."

 

 Was thing with name of Kipper, and would NOT LEAVE ALONE.

Kipper puppy thing would never stop squiggling.  Would run and run and run and jump and jump and jump and bite and bite and bite.  Would run outside, and inside, and outside, and inside.

Please to be letting outside!  Without crazy puppy!

 Tried all the things to tell to stop.  First, would turn head.  Puppy thought was funny.  Then would run away.  Puppy thought was funny.  Then would growl.  Puppy thought was funny.  Then would jump on.  Puppy thought was funny.  Then would snap at.  Puppy thought was funny.  Then would pin to ground.  At first, puppy scared of, but then, few seconds later puppy thought was funny.

Could not escape!

Dumb sidekick not so helpful.  Only sometimes would make puppy relax but other times, let puppy be crazy.  How can any puppy be so annoying and crazy?

Only good thing about babysitting was, could eat food of puppy.  Would dash speedy quick to food bowl and eat mouthfuls and mouthfuls.

But then also sometimes, guess puppy not so bad after all.  Has small normal dog brain, but has promise.  Might just be good playmate at times.  Cookie best forever, but maybe is good for to practice fending off crazies.