Monday, July 25, 2011

To the owner of the bottomless pit of a stomach

Dear Dog,

Kindly do not ever again eat half a kilo of rat food washed down with half a roll of toilet paper and $150 of pain medication and antibiotics. I'll take you to the RSPCA. I swear I'll do it.

From Jacinta

3 comments:

  1. Obviously, Banjo forgot to mention that other things besides CHOCOLATE can make doggies very sick. He says Please Vertigo, only eat dog food and yummy bones and the occasional dinner stolen off the table (but no cooked chicken bones)

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  2. Oh, and don't eat too much doggie food in one go. A kilo or so of kibble will also make you feel not good.

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  3. Thank you! Was not so sure, thought could eat because am super dog. But then made feel sick.

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