Sleepover!

For all the week, am sleeping with Sidekick at house of Wyatt and JC!  Have learned many many rules at this new place.

1. When Wyatt has food, is not for self to take.
2. When JC wants to play, is always time for to play.
3. Always is time for to bark, for Wyatt and JC
4. Even when room smells like for to pee in, is not for to pee in.
5. Are many toys for to play with, and must play with each every day.
6. Is not for self to eat food of Wyatt and JC, for disagrees with tummy and makes so stinky.
6a. Even when can knock food bin over all by self, is not for self to eat food of Wyatt and JC.
6b. Even when only want one or two kibbles, is not for self to eat food of Wyatt and JC.
6c. Even when is unattended frozen kong, is not for self to eat food of Wyatt and JC.
7. Like at home of pack, upstairs is off-limits.
8. Though JC digs in plants that live inside, is not in the rules to do so.  Most forbidden.
9. Though JC plays with the cover for couch, is not in the rules to do so.  Most forbidden.
10. Although is always time to play when JC wants to play, play is for quiet and for outside.
11. Must not share the most delicious smelling clothes of Sidekick with Wyatt and JC.  Keep for self.

The rulebook in this house is long and crazy.  Am surprised that everywhere, everywhere, there are all the rules!  Never are there no rules.  Silly Sidekick, no rules for Superdogs.