Subject 1
Breed: Maine Coone
Place of residence: Across road and to left, with annoying laborador
Crimes: Teasing, Taunting, Being in yard, Pooping in yard, Being ugly. Suspect for the Great Guinea Pig Disappearance Case of 2010.
Overall threat: High. Is very ugly and annoying cat. Must not let out of sight. Must chase back into yard.
Subject 2
Breed: Black
Place of residence: Directly across the road
Crimes: Teasing, Taunting, Being in yard, Pooping in yard, Being ugly. Suspect for the Great Guinea Pig Disappearance Case of 2010.
Overall threat: Very high. Is extremely dangerous, with regular hiding in bushes outside house. Must chase regularly away, back into yard and up tree.
Place of residence: Directly across the road
Crimes: Teasing, Taunting, Being in yard, Pooping in yard, Being ugly. Suspect for the Great Guinea Pig Disappearance Case of 2010.
Overall threat: Very high. Is extremely dangerous, with regular hiding in bushes outside house. Must chase regularly away, back into yard and up tree.
Subject 3
Breed: Ginger
Place of residence: Unknown, possibly behind house
Crimes: Being in yard, Pooping in yard, Being Ugly, Being sneaky. Suspect for the Great Guinea Pig Disappearance Case of 2010.
Overall threat: Medium. Must keep out of yard, though makes fewer appearances than subjects 1 and 2. Must learn more about.
Place of residence: Unknown, possibly behind house
Crimes: Being in yard, Pooping in yard, Being Ugly, Being sneaky. Suspect for the Great Guinea Pig Disappearance Case of 2010.
Overall threat: Medium. Must keep out of yard, though makes fewer appearances than subjects 1 and 2. Must learn more about.
Subject 4
Breed: Tonkinese
Place of residence: Down end of street
Crimes: Lying dangerous in middle of road, being too cute
Overall threat: Low. Must ensure does not come any closer to house, but otherwise is okay.
Place of residence: Down end of street
Crimes: Lying dangerous in middle of road, being too cute
Overall threat: Low. Must ensure does not come any closer to house, but otherwise is okay.
Subject 5
Breed: Tuxedo
Place of residence: Unknown
Crimes: Being in back yard, Leaving collar with secret microphone for to spy in yard, Teasing, Taunting, being friendly with Jacinta. Suspect for the Great Guinea Pig Disappearance Case of 2010.
Overall threat: Low. Have not seen for many months. Think something may have happened to Subject 5.
Place of residence: Unknown
Crimes: Being in back yard, Leaving collar with secret microphone for to spy in yard, Teasing, Taunting, being friendly with Jacinta. Suspect for the Great Guinea Pig Disappearance Case of 2010.
Overall threat: Low. Have not seen for many months. Think something may have happened to Subject 5.
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