October in the Tweeter Land

For those of the world who are not on the Tweeter, Self will write again all that has happened in October for all the people to read and enjoy.

1. Self thought about how delicious are hot dogs.  Mmmm hot dogs.

2. Self was so most frustrated with the existence of kittens.  Kittens!  Self has not told all the people about the kittens.  Soon to be expecting an additional blog post.

3. Self was excited for to watch TFiOS with Evil Stepmummy in Summer of next year!

4. Evil Stepmummy had awful dream, that Self was missing and would not come back.  If self was missing, Self would have been stolen for Self's beautiful tail.  And Self would be sure to escape to find the way back to Evil Stepmummy and Sidekick!

5. Self was feeling depressed and grumpy for so many weeks.  Sidekick wants to make self happier.  One way is for to take many trips to the park for fetch!  This is most best.

6. On a hike with Wyatt and JC, self found new best friend, Mr. Tiger!  Self was so most pleased with the find.

7. Sidekick left Self all alone at home for to spend time with Evil Stepmummy and those friends.

8. Sidekick told Self to be the most best and quiet dog so she could speak on the phone.  It was most important for some reason.

September in the Tweeter Land

Self has not intended to write none of the things.  In fact, self has many things in self's head.  But, self has been busy and doing many things and therefor always on the phone instead of the laptop.  Then Self talks to all the people on the Tweeter!  Here is what self has conversed about:

1. Self took a run in the large field with Wyatt and JC!  And then Self found an abandoned shoe!  Was then Self's most best friend and carried it everywhere.

2. Self went to dog park and met dog that is often not good with other dogs.  Because Sidekick needed to see how the other dog really behaved with other dogs.  Sidekick does this to Self ALL THE TIME and it is so most worst.  Self has been grouchy all the month, and this is why.  Self has thought over and over and become most unhappy about meeting other dogs.  ESPECIALLY GREAT DANES.

For the record, the other dog was not mean, just shy.

3. Onyx was back for a little while, because he owners were so most frustrating.  Soon was for Onyx to find a real committed home, but until then Self bossed him around so most.  And we had many sleepovers at house of Wyatt and JC and were so crazy that always kept Sidekick up.

4.  After keeping Sidekick up for the always, all got up so most early for walk before work.  Was beautiful sunrise.

5. Self chased all the squirrels!!!

6. Everything rained!  And there was water for to splash in and it was so most the best.

7. Self climbed a tall mountain with Sidekick and some of she friends.  But self ripped many a toenail and it was so most sore.

8. Self barked and barked and barked at the coyotes until Sidekick listened to Self and saved Deaf Cat from the outside!

9. Self took Sister Cookie on a hike with friends.  Sister Cookie went so most crazy for her age and was excited.  Then was sore in the evening.

10. Self saw Evil Stepmummy at end of August and has not seen she since!  Is so most the saddest.

BIG things in store!

Sidekick here!  Just wanted to let you know that you haven't been forgotten and neither has the blog!  Vertigo, Clarissa, and I have been working on two really big projects that, along with my work and just taking time aside to spend with Mr. Squiggles and Deaf Cat, have really been eating up all my time.  I will get Vertigo to set some time aside and tell you all about them soon!

Please to be learning how to do THIS!

Then will never need a Sidekick and can take self to hikes and parks and food stores for the always.

Haiku Review #5

White and most fluffy
And always most for to chase
Clarissa kitty

Silly roaming dogs
Making all the craziness
Do not come back, dog

Leaves are most changing
Yellow and orange and red
Strange time, called "the Fall"

Eating all the food
So most delicious always
Nom and nom and nom

Ice balls from the sky,
Landing so most ouch on head.
Sad.  No walk today.

On the topic of the weather

Is too HOT for to be blogging!  Please to be opening the windows and closing the blinds and spraying with a hose!