And the 12th Doctor is...

DOGtor Who!

With his archenemy...

And his so most beautiful sidekick!

(This was supposed to go up in August and for some reason, it never did!  This is the worst mistake and Self apologizes.)

October in the Tweeter Land

For those of the world who are not on the Tweeter, Self will write again all that has happened in October for all the people to read and enjoy.

1. Self thought about how delicious are hot dogs.  Mmmm hot dogs.

2. Self was so most frustrated with the existence of kittens.  Kittens!  Self has not told all the people about the kittens.  Soon to be expecting an additional blog post.

3. Self was excited for to watch TFiOS with Evil Stepmummy in Summer of next year!

4. Evil Stepmummy had awful dream, that Self was missing and would not come back.  If self was missing, Self would have been stolen for Self's beautiful tail.  And Self would be sure to escape to find the way back to Evil Stepmummy and Sidekick!

5. Self was feeling depressed and grumpy for so many weeks.  Sidekick wants to make self happier.  One way is for to take many trips to the park for fetch!  This is most best.

6. On a hike with Wyatt and JC, self found new best friend, Mr. Tiger!  Self was so most pleased with the find.

7. Sidekick left Self all alone at home for to spend time with Evil Stepmummy and those friends.

8. Sidekick told Self to be the most best and quiet dog so she could speak on the phone.  It was most important for some reason.

Learning About Music #3

Sidekick has shown Self all the music for to learn!  This one is called "Hey So Sister"... it is about Sister Cookie!

"Self so obsessed.
Self want to bite and bite and bite your fluffy chest.
Hey, so, Sister,
Self not want to miss a single thing you do tonight!"

Self loves Sister Cookie so most.  Is the best to go and play with.  Self pins she to the ground and bites her all over.

Please to be learning this song until next time!

Learning about music #2

Has been the longest time since Self has given all the people a singing lesson!  Self knows, that Self is the most best singer.  So here goes.  Following is a song that Self learned some of  last year.  Recently, self has learned more of the lyrics!

"Oh hi, oh low, oh yes, oh no,
a rock, a stick, a frisbee,
won't you throw it for me Cinty?"

See how Self is so excited for to chase the stick?  Even will chase all the rocks!  Just throw it!

"Oh hi, oh low, oh yes, oh no, 

Self met Reggie and Calypso,

Self wish they'd both find new homes!"

Self has met these dogs at the shelter.

Now, all the people, please to be singing!

Ode to a Dog

Your bed un-making skills are exceptional
It brings me great joy to see
Blankets all over the room, hanging off the bed, tangled in a hopeless pile.

I should leave you in my room with
Nothing to do all day more often.
Maybe if you would leave the cat food alone (Though I know it's cruel to leave it unguarded)

O, Dog!  O, Dog!  Indeed, it brings me great pleasure
To shake your excessive amounts of fur
Off the blankets, but still have to sleep
In a pile of your fuzz.

September in the Tweeter Land

Self has not intended to write none of the things.  In fact, self has many things in self's head.  But, self has been busy and doing many things and therefor always on the phone instead of the laptop.  Then Self talks to all the people on the Tweeter!  Here is what self has conversed about:

1. Self took a run in the large field with Wyatt and JC!  And then Self found an abandoned shoe!  Was then Self's most best friend and carried it everywhere.

2. Self went to dog park and met dog that is often not good with other dogs.  Because Sidekick needed to see how the other dog really behaved with other dogs.  Sidekick does this to Self ALL THE TIME and it is so most worst.  Self has been grouchy all the month, and this is why.  Self has thought over and over and become most unhappy about meeting other dogs.  ESPECIALLY GREAT DANES.

For the record, the other dog was not mean, just shy.

3. Onyx was back for a little while, because he owners were so most frustrating.  Soon was for Onyx to find a real committed home, but until then Self bossed him around so most.  And we had many sleepovers at house of Wyatt and JC and were so crazy that always kept Sidekick up.

4.  After keeping Sidekick up for the always, all got up so most early for walk before work.  Was beautiful sunrise.

5. Self chased all the squirrels!!!

6. Everything rained!  And there was water for to splash in and it was so most the best.

7. Self climbed a tall mountain with Sidekick and some of she friends.  But self ripped many a toenail and it was so most sore.

8. Self barked and barked and barked at the coyotes until Sidekick listened to Self and saved Deaf Cat from the outside!

9. Self took Sister Cookie on a hike with friends.  Sister Cookie went so most crazy for her age and was excited.  Then was sore in the evening.

10. Self saw Evil Stepmummy at end of August and has not seen she since!  Is so most the saddest.

A Deaf Cat photo shoot

(Self wishes it would just be a plain old shoot)

*Ahem* But on some days, Spy Cat is so most beautiful.  And so most silly!

Also, Sidekick has fish tanks now.  Clarissa loves for to watch the fish.  A Siamese Fighting fish and a bunch of female guppies.

But more than she loves to watch the fish, she loves to be crazy with toys.