Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Self learns a special trick

All the water for all the always!!!

Sunday, June 23, 2013

Haiku Review #7

Sidekick went away
Evil Stepmummy to stay
Full of the funsies

Go to cattle ranch
Was so most excited but!
Gone were all the cows

Sidekick went to work
Self and Penny went with she.
Was much less lonely

Big hike on the hill,
Most big hike on most big hill.
Will write about soon.

Friday, June 21, 2013

Cattle Dog at Cattle Ranch: the Search for the Missing Cattle

All the while that Sidekick has been away, Evil Stepmummy has taken self to do the most interesting things.  One day she get up and say, "Ok, Cattle Dog!  Is time to go to Cattle Ranch!"  YAY!!!!  Sounds like so the most fun!
Got in the car with some kibbles, and some waters, and some crate, and some leash, and drove and drove and drove.  Finally, self and Evil Stepmummy were there!
 All Cattle Ranches have the red dirt.
Ohboyohboyohboy.  Self was so the most excited for to see the cattle, and leaped out of the car.  For to go searching time!  But... where are the cattle?  Self will search under this tree.

 Searching... searching...
Self has found a stick!  The most best stick!  But no cattle... and so the search continues.  Cows, why for to be not hitting self in the head with the most best high?

 This stick is so most unique
Am searching for the cattle all the day.  Run one way, and run the other way.  Then back the first way, for perhaps the cattles have arrived.  All of this, and with carrying the most unique stick which will help self find the cattles, makes self so most tired.  Is time for a break.
 Will find the shadiest spot

Will even sit by crate, for extra comfort
After the break was time to search and search and search again.  Cattles here?  No.  Cattles here?  No.  Cattles here?  No, but here is an Evil Stepmummy!

Evil Stepmummy sits self down.  "Mr. Squiggles," she say.  "Are for to be cattles here no longer!  Is a cattle ranch, but is no cattle!  Have been no cattles for many years now!  Am sorry that most best cattle dog could never meet the cattles."

Evil Stepmummy should have told this to self before.  When can self meet some cattles?

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Evil Stepmummy Stays for Always!

In this week, Sidekick went far, far away.  Self asked, please to be taking with!  But Sidekick said, no.  Said, is time for she to go and spend all the time with many teenage people in Denver.
Truly was THE LEAST FAIR.  But then!  Then Evil Stepmummy come in the door with so most bags.  Hello, hello, she say!  Hello, hello, self says!  Evil Stepmummy will keep all the companies while Sidekick is away!
Much time, especially much morning time, was to be had outside, and playing with the ball, and playing with the stick, and playing with the water.
 Self chases the Kong for all the days!
Also was for to play with Tiffany friend, who gave so most love to Penny and so very little love to self.

 Love for self!
 These two are most best friends
Evil Stepmummy gave all the snuggles and all the scritches and all the squiggles.

 Eyes most closed with the enjoyment
 So much snuggly, that must rest and recharge in the shade.

 Self thinks self is people!
Fetch time was also known as dust time, and must be followed up with all the water games.

 Evil Stepmummy, that love is only for the self, and not for the Penny!

 Something is there!!

...Maybe, would be most ok if Sidekick goes away again, and Evil Stepmummy comes to spend all the time, with hiking and running and walks!