Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Self Resolutes...

Here are the things that self will resolute:

1. No longer eat the delicious Swheat Snack.
2. Hold all the bathrooms until it is outside time.
Not only in bedroom, but in whole house which is difficult to remember.
3. Stop with the barking to come inside after only 3 seconds  
Self is getting better at this one!
4. Growling is not for when Sidekick turns over in bed
Self does this more when self is grouchy... self must be a happy dog!
5. Do not play with all the stuffed toys of Sidekick
Actually self likes this so most and it will never change
5. Be all the quiets when left alone in car
6. Take Sidekick hiking and fetching more.
It cheers her mood yet she always forgets!
7. Lick more things
All the things for to be licked!
8. Affirm and collect all the most unique sticks.
Goal:  10 more than last year!
9. Help Sidekick remember to clean.
By taking all the things off all the counters and tables. 
10. Find more water for to splash in.
11. Earn CD and RE titles!

What are the resolutes for all the other people?

Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Learning About Music #3

(So thanks to Evil Stepmummy for singing the best song with Self)

Sidekick with leashes and Spy Cat in handcuffs

Snowflakes to bite on Self's nose and eyelashes.

Large rubber kong toys all filled up with cheese

These are a few of Self's favourite things!

When Halo bites!

When Spy Cat stings!

When Self's so most sad...

Self simply remembers Self's favourite things

And then Self does feel less bad!

A very Merry Christmas to all :)

Saturday, December 21, 2013

The best place to eat crackers

When Sidekick leaves crackers on the bedside table, (a sealed package mind you), where is the best place to eat them?

Out of doors, where the birds can eat the crumbs?  No.
In the kitchen, where crumbs belong?  No.
In the living room, where crumbs can be swept away?  No.
In crate?  No.
On couch?  No.

Best place for to eat crackers is on bed of Sidekick.  And not just on the bed, but underneath the covers.  Enjoy, Sidekick!  Self has left a midnight snack.

Sunday, December 8, 2013

Crazy Sidekick saves evil cats

Self thought, that Sidekick and Self had come to agreement.  Deaf Cat may stay, but no more cats.  Is easy enough to understand, right?  Apparently not so.

One day in October, Sidekick came in with a large bag.  Bag went, meow meow!  Oh no.  Really?  ...Yes.  Really.

Sidekick explained.  Would not be nearly as long a time as infestation puppies.  Gypsy, the momma, had  kittens and found herself in the Valencia County Animal Shelter.  She was unlikely to make it out.  Well, self cannot chase all the cats if all the cats are to be put down.  So, okay.  Fine.  Bring in the cats.

At the time, kittens were 5 weeks old.  2 boys, and 4 girls.


 Cairo, a boy

 Madagascar (Maddie), a girl

 All the kittens in a snuggle

 Kenya, a girl

 Another Kenya picture

Sahara, a girl

Another Cairo picture

Also there was Chad, a black kitten, but he was so most hard to photograph!

First, the kittens and Gypsy lived in Clarissa's room, in their own pen.  But soon, Clarissa was unhappy sharing.  So, Clarissa moved out of the room and the kittens got the whole room!

Then in a few weeks the kittens got big and strong enough to begin to explore the house.  That was so most fun!  Self would lie down and sniff all the kittens so most politely.

Almost too soon, after only 5 weeks, all the kittens had found wonderful homes!  Self was right, it was not as hard or long as the crazy puppies.

Still, Self is not hoping for more kittens OR puppies any time soon...

Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Today we go archive digging! Of hikes and dog parks

To all the people,

Self is full of apology!  It turns out, there are many an unfinished post floating around that self was never able to share.

On this week, Self went to the dog park!  Rarely does this happen, for self would like to have all the toys to self and never for to share.

Dog park is most best for summer day, for dog park has a swimming tub!

Self jumps into swimming tub, then out, then chases the ball, then brings ball back, then jumps into swimming tub, and washes the ball, and repeat!

And always all the people comment on Self's beautiful tail.

Self also went on hike, for to watch all the beautiful late Summer flowers!  Yellows and Purples and Reds.

JC played Queen of the Mountain!

That's all for now!  Soon to be expecting many more catch-up posts.

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

And the 12th Doctor is...

DOGtor Who!

With his archenemy...

And his so most beautiful sidekick!

(This was supposed to go up in August and for some reason, it never did!  This is the worst mistake and Self apologizes.)

Saturday, November 9, 2013

October in the Tweeter Land

For those of the world who are not on the Tweeter, Self will write again all that has happened in October for all the people to read and enjoy.

1. Self thought about how delicious are hot dogs.  Mmmm hot dogs.

2. Self was so most frustrated with the existence of kittens.  Kittens!  Self has not told all the people about the kittens.  Soon to be expecting an additional blog post.

3. Self was excited for to watch TFiOS with Evil Stepmummy in Summer of next year!

4. Evil Stepmummy had awful dream, that Self was missing and would not come back.  If self was missing, Self would have been stolen for Self's beautiful tail.  And Self would be sure to escape to find the way back to Evil Stepmummy and Sidekick!

5. Self was feeling depressed and grumpy for so many weeks.  Sidekick wants to make self happier.  One way is for to take many trips to the park for fetch!  This is most best.

6. On a hike with Wyatt and JC, self found new best friend, Mr. Tiger!  Self was so most pleased with the find.

7. Sidekick left Self all alone at home for to spend time with Evil Stepmummy and those friends.

8. Sidekick told Self to be the most best and quiet dog so she could speak on the phone.  It was most important for some reason.

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

Learning About Music #3

Sidekick has shown Self all the music for to learn!  This one is called "Hey So Sister"... it is about Sister Cookie!

"Self so obsessed.
Self want to bite and bite and bite your fluffy chest.
Hey, so, Sister,
Self not want to miss a single thing you do tonight!"

Self loves Sister Cookie so most.  Is the best to go and play with.  Self pins she to the ground and bites her all over.

Please to be learning this song until next time!

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Learning about music #2

Has been the longest time since Self has given all the people a singing lesson!  Self knows, that Self is the most best singer.  So here goes.  Following is a song that Self learned some of  last year.  Recently, self has learned more of the lyrics!

"Oh hi, oh low, oh yes, oh no,
a rock, a stick, a frisbee,
won't you throw it for me Cinty?"

See how Self is so excited for to chase the stick?  Even will chase all the rocks!  Just throw it!
"Oh hi, oh low, oh yes, oh no, 
Self met Reggie and Calypso,
Self wish they'd both find new homes!"

Self has met these dogs at the shelter.

Now, all the people, please to be singing!

Saturday, October 12, 2013

Ode to a Dog

Your bed un-making skills are exceptional
It brings me great joy to see
Blankets all over the room, hanging off the bed, tangled in a hopeless pile.

I should leave you in my room with
Nothing to do all day more often.
Maybe if you would leave the cat food alone (Though I know it's cruel to leave it unguarded)

O, Dog!  O, Dog!  Indeed, it brings me great pleasure
To shake your excessive amounts of fur
Off the blankets, but still have to sleep
In a pile of your fuzz.

Thursday, October 3, 2013

September in the Tweeter Land

Self has not intended to write none of the things.  In fact, self has many things in self's head.  But, self has been busy and doing many things and therefor always on the phone instead of the laptop.  Then Self talks to all the people on the Tweeter!  Here is what self has conversed about:

1. Self took a run in the large field with Wyatt and JC!  And then Self found an abandoned shoe!  Was then Self's most best friend and carried it everywhere.

2. Self went to dog park and met dog that is often not good with other dogs.  Because Sidekick needed to see how the other dog really behaved with other dogs.  Sidekick does this to Self ALL THE TIME and it is so most worst.  Self has been grouchy all the month, and this is why.  Self has thought over and over and become most unhappy about meeting other dogs.  ESPECIALLY GREAT DANES.

For the record, the other dog was not mean, just shy.

3. Onyx was back for a little while, because he owners were so most frustrating.  Soon was for Onyx to find a real committed home, but until then Self bossed him around so most.  And we had many sleepovers at house of Wyatt and JC and were so crazy that always kept Sidekick up.

4.  After keeping Sidekick up for the always, all got up so most early for walk before work.  Was beautiful sunrise.

5. Self chased all the squirrels!!!

6. Everything rained!  And there was water for to splash in and it was so most the best.

7. Self climbed a tall mountain with Sidekick and some of she friends.  But self ripped many a toenail and it was so most sore.

8. Self barked and barked and barked at the coyotes until Sidekick listened to Self and saved Deaf Cat from the outside!

9. Self took Sister Cookie on a hike with friends.  Sister Cookie went so most crazy for her age and was excited.  Then was sore in the evening.

10. Self saw Evil Stepmummy at end of August and has not seen she since!  Is so most the saddest.

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

A Deaf Cat photo shoot

(Self wishes it would just be a plain old shoot)

*Ahem* But on some days, Spy Cat is so most beautiful.  And so most silly!

Also, Sidekick has fish tanks now.  Clarissa loves for to watch the fish.  A Siamese Fighting fish and a bunch of female guppies.

But more than she loves to watch the fish, she loves to be crazy with toys.

Saturday, August 17, 2013

Though Penny is gone, a Puppy comes back

As all the people know, was once a time when there was many an infestation in the house.  Was lucky, that come a few months, all the infestations grew into puppies and found new homes.

Most unfortunate, that 2 weeks after Penny went, was a call received from owners of Onyx.  Was family changes, said they, and would not have time for him.  Was a most devastating decision.  So back he came!

Oh, boy.  Self was nervous at first.  When last saw Onyx, was the most annoying puppy!  But soon, self saw, that in 7 months, he changed a lot.

 He was fun to hike with

 He went to the Farmers Market and sat most nice and calm

 He could play at park and with all the doggy friends

 He was calm... except for when he was crazy!

Yes, self decided to have all the fun with Onyx.  Plenty of wrestle and chase and tug.  Sidekick say, he have the most best personality.  Snuggly, confident, able to interact with all the people and all the dogs.  Possibly service dog material.  Definitely family material and could go to home with all the people.

Was just starting to get so most used to Onyx in the house.  He so most better than Penny, for Onyx would play all the day.

But then, good news!  Old family thought about it.  Was still having bad family issues but, sad to miss Onyx.  Sat down, and thought and thought and thought, and wanted to adopt back!  Will keep forever.

During this time, also went to visit a few of the other infestations.  Here is Topaz, now Ianto (like Sidekick owns a bird named Ianto!)

And here is Onyx, playing with Opal (now Tess!)