When Sidekick leaves crackers on the bedside table, (a sealed package mind you), where is the best place to eat them?
Out of doors, where the birds can eat the crumbs? No.
In the kitchen, where crumbs belong? No.
In the living room, where crumbs can be swept away? No.
In crate? No.
On couch? No.
Best place for to eat crackers is on bed of Sidekick. And not just on the bed, but underneath the covers. Enjoy, Sidekick! Self has left a midnight snack.