Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Happy Howl-O-Een!

A most strange tradition in America:  To make all the dogs howl at the eens.  The eens?  Self is also confused, but must be American word for children.  Will howl so most at the eens!

How can not?  When the eens run up driveway all squealy and funny looking.  Then walk past the windows and then, ring the doorbell!  And do not even come in!  Isn't doorbell for to mean, come inside?

So most confused.  After a while, Sidekick and Sister of Sidekick were saying "yes" and giving treat when the eens ran around or the doorbell rang, and then did not feel so howly.

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Housebreaking: A good idea?

This Cattle Dog say, NO!  Housebreaking so most silly a concept.  Instead, will mess all over the house!

Might have something to do with new tasty treat that Sidekick keep in large bag.  Silly spy cat does pee in tasty treat, but that is wrong idea!  Is instead tasty treat for to eat!

Is wheat, yes?  Wheat is food, is for to eat, yes?  So, must eat right from bag before dumb spy cat ruins the tasty!

Sidekick now say, must all the time be supervised.  Not only to stop from eating tasty treat (because Sidekick so most dumb) but also to make self go outside regularly and not sneak away.

Most dumb.

Saturday, October 20, 2012

Haiku Review #5

White and most fluffy
And always most for to chase
Clarissa kitty

Silly roaming dogs
Making all the craziness
Do not come back, dog

Leaves are most changing
Yellow and orange and red
Strange time, called "the Fall"

Eating all the food
So most delicious always
Nom and nom and nom

Ice balls from the sky,
Landing so most ouch on head.
Sad.  No walk today.

Tuesday, October 9, 2012

The case of the disappearing waist

Is time for to be fed again?  Has only been half hour since have been fed!  Will lick and lick and lick the food tub.  And lick and lick and lick.

Perhaps will nudge lid of food bowl.  Nudge and nudge and-- oh?  Can get lid open?  OH BOY!  Now is time for second breakfast!  And elevensies!  Will get the head all the way in the container.  Will get paws in container.  Thank goodness for no pack at home for to supervise!  Pack wants all food for self!

Both paws in container and woah!  So tumbly and turny.  Container goes, CRASH!  onto floor.  Kibbles skitter and scatter in all the directions.

Is time now to eat many pounds of food!  How many pounds?  Perhaps, 5 pounds!  Or maybe even 6!  Nothing can stop self!

So.  Full.  So most bloated a puppy.