Tuesday, December 27, 2011

New Year Quiz

Happy New Year to all!  Good bye 2011 and hello 2012!

1.What was your favourite thing about this past year? Moving to America to live with pack!

2.Who was your best friend? Is so always Jacinta, though Cookie and Evil Stepmummy very close.

3.Did you fall in love this year? Met many new friends to love!  Most particular, Cookie.  Also new dog friend Kipper.  And many fun people!

4.Did you get your heart broken? Heart was so broke every time Jacinta leave house without.

5.Did you get a new car? No, Jacinta sell Lav-lav away to squiggly lady.

6.Did you go somewhere exciting? So many places were excite!  Went to Washington DC, and of course many Los Alamos hikes, and to Strand, and to Pallarenda, and much else!

7.Did you have a resolution last year and did you keep it? Am perfect, just the way am!

8.Did you dye your hair? Fur already so perfect.

9.Did you lose any friends? Yes, missed to hang out with Bella at dog park, and also no longer can see Townsville friends.  So miss.

10.Did you make any new friends? Have already asked same question about love!  Friends so love.

11.How much do you think you changed? Became less squiggly and more mature, but still so energetic and fun!

12.Did you grow at all? Yes, was 1st birthday in April, and was still growing until then!

13.Was your birthday special? Was very first one!  Indeed special.

14.How did school go for you? Was so good for to graduate from cover dog school!  But am homeschooling now and cannot wait to go back to classes.

15.Do you regret anything you did? Regrets so silly.

16.Do you regret anything you didn’t do? Would have liked for to have more walks and more foods, but do not regret.

17.What are you most thankful for this past year? Am most of all thankful for Evil Stepmummy, who so good to sidekick when sidekick need more than puppy love.

18.Did anyone you love die this year? Yes, so miss man who gives chicken.

19.How many significant others did you have? Each and every person so significant!  Each is best person ever!

20.Did you get in trouble a lot? Did so.  Sometimes am naughty dog.  Love all the things too much.

21.Who will be your midnight kiss and is this the person you want it to be? Hear tell from Jacinta that will be having party in "Apple Turkey".  Sounds most delicious, but am not invited.  Is afraid will eat all the apples and all the turkey.  Will be stuck in lair and will have no kiss.
22.What’s your resolution for the next year? For to gain two you-knee degrees, name of CD (Companion Dog) in Obedience and RN (Rally Novice) in Rally-O. 

23.Where are you partying for the new year? In lair, most alone.

24.If you could change one thing about the last year, what would it be? Would wish for to have Jacinta not be so sad.  And also for to have had more Agility training days.

25.Do you think next year will be better than this one? Will so hope.  Hope so best thing.

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Merry Christmas to All

Happy Christmas to all from self and from Cookie!

 For Christmas Eve, took walk around neighborhood to see beautiful lights.

 Lights at house of pack

 Do not know what is!

 Pretty lights

 The most snowy tree

 In morning, whole family got up to open presents!

 Best Christmas wish is just for to throw bone, PLEASE!

Will stay so still.   Am good dog.  Must not eat tasty cinnamon bun.

Must go now!  Smell prawns, and think prawns are for to eat!

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Please to be having MORE chocolate!

Was just evening like any other.  Jacinta and Mother of Jacinta were watching some silly TV show so happy.  Then both had to go out and leave alone for few minutes.  Felt so alone and dejected, but!  Was happy thing that was left all alone for to eat.   Tasty chocolate!  Munched and munched so speedy quick and deliciously.  When Jacinta and her mother come back, were so unhappy to discover, that had eaten chocolate!

Next was so unfair.  Jacinta call person on phone, must have been crazy evil person or something, and told to do bad things!  Jacinta put liquid in squirty thing, then her mother grab and hold so tight while Jacinta open jaws and squirt!  Taste so disgusting and gag.  But know, Jacinta does not pay by hour to be vomit machine.  So keep mouth clamped tight.  Then her mother grab again and Jacinta pry open mouth again and squirt!

Try to say no!  Tell Jacinta no!  Must not to listen to evil person on phone!  Must not poison!  Do not believe enemy!  But again, Jacinta pry mouth open and squirt.  And still knew, must be strong.  Must not throw up.  Even though Jacinta take outside, and even shake back and forth a bit, must not throw up.

Jacinta obviously so brainwashed!  Put in car and took away from house!  Was evil person on phone, wanting to kidnap, and Jacinta going right into trap!  Was distressed.  Was not right for to happen!  Must stop!

Then got there to office of veterinarian, who so know is always always in league with spies.  Was not at all happy when had to go inside to vet.  Gave so sad face to Jacinta and also to veterinarian.  Tried to tell that all was wrong with world!  But did not listen.  Vet came with needle.  Needles always so venomate!  Needle went into vein in arm and all of sudden, could not be strong and had to throw up.  Was so ashamed to be vomit machine, just like Jacinta tell not to be.  And was so sad to lose delicious chocolate and raisins.

 Was most sad thing in world.

Ended up being okay thing at end though!  Guess, veterinarian had change of heart and realize, should not be mean to.  So made most delicious food.  Was first soft food and then also wonderful addition of black goo!  Black goo most delicious to eat with can of food.  Wish could have shared with all, and also wish could eat every day.  But just wish did not have to have all sad things happen first.

Please to be having more delicious black goo food, Mrs. Veterinarian!

Monday, December 19, 2011

Sweeping out dust bunnies... then eating dust bunnies!

Hello to all loyal and true readers!  Wanted first to say, so thanks for reading blog so far.  Has been amazing year and half, can not believe have been doing for that long already!  Is really great to share adventures, and especially so love to be getting comments from caring and honest readers!

Blog has been growing, more readers every day.  As grandmother of great superhero once said, "With great power comes great responsibility!"  Or wait, maybe that not apply so much.  What am trying to say, is that recently have been having issues with spam comments.  Comments that not truly have much to do with blog at all.  Blogger have pretty good filters and so thankfully spam go quickly away.

Unfortunate of that though, means that maybe real comments become filtered.  Do not like for true comments from nice people to not go through, because so love to meet all people in world!  So reason for this post today twofold.  First, to apologize if have made honest and appropriate comment that accidentally been deleted.  Can thank rude spammers for unwanted comments that require moderation.  If comment was unfairly and for no reason deleted, are welcome to introduce self again!

Second, to try and solve so that no more am spammed.  Have decided to put in place comment moderation and identification requirement.  Is most polite, to always introduce self!  Would so like to know who are, and how know in real life or if not know in real life, how came across blog!  Am curious dog and like to know all about readers.  Also need to be sure no evil spy cats are commenting on blog.  Will be trying to check Blogger few times in week to ensure that can read all new posts as soon as possible, to allow on blog.

Again thanks, know is no fun for comments to be not seen!  Hopefully with new moderations, can sort out, and blog can be safe place that is empty of spies!

Sunday, December 18, 2011

Searching through archives: Present for you!

Have all been so so patient. Thank you for patience. Enlisted help of videographer extraordinaire Tammy for show tricks!  Then never ever posted.  So here!  Please to be looking at old tricks!

First, am flop like fish.

Second, am beg so pretty.  Is unfortunate to be sideways, so press Ctrl+Alt+Right Arrow.  When are done, press Ctrl+Alt+Up Arrow.

Third, am stand like a people.  Should get new video of, because am still so good at.

Fourth, am jump on fence so so awesome.  Now have no fence to jump on so awesome.  Is tragic.

All but beg so pretty have come up with on own to show Jacinta. Am so clever.

Friday, December 16, 2011

Most Evil of Stepmummies

Was both good and bad thing other day, when Evil Stepmummy come over!!!

Saw first when was walking up driveway, and then could not contain excitement!  Began to bark and squiggle with glee.  Door was knocked at, and sidekick made sit and stay.  When was bit calm, door was opened, and there was best Evil Stepmummy!  Was so excited for to see, and jumped and jumped and jumped.

But then.  Evil Stepmummy so cruel and evil.  Would not say hello to.  So to make say hello, jumped more and more and more, and squiggled in circles.  But would not say hello to.  So pushed between legs and looked up to say, "Do not ignore!  So love Evil Stepmummy!  MUST GIVE LOVE!"  But would not say hello to.

Was so frustrate.  Had instead to chew on Cookie sister, because was too excite to stay still.  But sidekick made stop chewing on sister, because she still hurt from surgery.

Could not comprehend!  Why was so cruel that would not say hello!  Began to think very hard about how evil was Evil Stepmummy.  And then!  Evil Stepmummy say hello!  HELLO HELLO HELLO EVIL STEPMUMMY!

Please to be never leaving.

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Cannot understand this

How can snow be so fluffy and freezing?  So crispy and cold?  So slushy and slippery and slidy and white and wet.

But still looks oh so pretty.

Monday, December 12, 2011

Chilled to the bone

Has been so cold.  So cold so cold so cold.  So so so cold.  Cannot find more ways for to say how cold is.  When go outside, desire for to go inside again right away.

Will stare at door until door opens.

 Then when go inside, cuddle up with tail over nose.  But still even after that am cold.  Am therefore thankful for to have such nice and wonderful family pack.  All of sudden feel toasty comfy.  Look around and realize is nice warm blanket tucked around.  Is so great.  Time to cuddle down and breathe out and sleep so happy.

 Plus also blanket is same colour as own fur.
At night is even colder.  But thank goodness have puffy warm bed in lair in room.  Lie into puffy bed and curl up, then even get blanket again on top and fall right asleep.  Is best life ever.

Would rather sleep on bed with sidekick, but will be cozy here anyway.

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Poor sister Cookie

Yesterday so unfortunate.  Has been since weeks and weeks, that Cookie has not been feeling so well.  Veterinarian said, was bladder stones and needed to have surgery, like when was new-tered.  So yesterday Cookie went to have surgery.  Was cut open for two hours and had nearly 50 small stones taken out of her bladder!  Just like she maybe drunk gravel!  Was also one gigantic, like river stone.  Over inch long, so crazy.  Is so good that stones are out.

 Makes hurt just to think about.

But is so more unfortunate, because big sister too tired to play.  Instead is lying on floor and sleeping and sleeping and sleeping.  Smells sickly and sore.  Can tell is painful but also can tell, is taking powerful pain pills much stronger than ones that had when nail was ripped.  Is making drowsy and droopy, but hopefully not so much pained.

 Sister Cookie says, please to be going back to sleep now.

Cannot wait for to play with big sister once again, but until then shall just sleep all together like pack and send good healing vibes.

Will all nap soundly.

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Always having pack around so best

Always is person to snuggle with!  Never feel alone, unless are forced to stay downstairs without pack.  But otherwise, stay so comfy.  Was best to snuggle with Anthony when he was feeling sick.  All fell asleep together on couch.


Monday, December 5, 2011

So no one told that snow was gonna be this way!

Was amazingly new when got up in morning.  Looked outside, and was like white sand covering all of world!  Was so excite and could not wait to go out to play.  Had first to get warm coat on.  Then out the door!  Was first shock.  Thought, nothing could surely be colder than already am, but was indeed!  Made feet go chilly.  Tried to dig and dig and dig, but did not work so well as thought.  But still felt so invigorated!  Decided to zoom and zoom and zoom, all around place!

Will go faster and faster and faster!

Just was made so hyper by cold wet white sand!  Learned, is called snow!  Have heard before of snow!  Think is pretty amazing, but have to keep feet moving speedy quick to stop the tingle.  When am out in snow, will play and play and play with Cookie, like wrestle and chase.  Cookie so enjoy chase but, am too fast!  She can never catch.  When play is over, am happy to go back inside, take coat off, play towel game, and then relax.

Snow definitely not so bad!

Saturday, December 3, 2011

Big Sister Cookie so best toy

Cookie so fun now.  So love to play bitey face and pull on ears and fur.  So love to pin Cookie to ground and pretend to rip out throat.  Then roll all around on ground with.  Here, please watch!