Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Self Resolutes...

Here are the things that self will resolute:

1. No longer eat the delicious Swheat Snack.
2. Hold all the bathrooms until it is outside time.
Not only in bedroom, but in whole house which is difficult to remember.
3. Stop with the barking to come inside after only 3 seconds  
Self is getting better at this one!
4. Growling is not for when Sidekick turns over in bed
Self does this more when self is grouchy... self must be a happy dog!
5. Do not play with all the stuffed toys of Sidekick
Actually self likes this so most and it will never change
5. Be all the quiets when left alone in car
6. Take Sidekick hiking and fetching more.
It cheers her mood yet she always forgets!
7. Lick more things
All the things for to be licked!
8. Affirm and collect all the most unique sticks.
Goal:  10 more than last year!
9. Help Sidekick remember to clean.
By taking all the things off all the counters and tables. 
10. Find more water for to splash in.
11. Earn CD and RE titles!

What are the resolutes for all the other people?

Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Learning About Music #3

(So thanks to Evil Stepmummy for singing the best song with Self)

Sidekick with leashes and Spy Cat in handcuffs

Snowflakes to bite on Self's nose and eyelashes.

Large rubber kong toys all filled up with cheese

These are a few of Self's favourite things!

When Halo bites!

When Spy Cat stings!

When Self's so most sad...

Self simply remembers Self's favourite things

And then Self does feel less bad!

A very Merry Christmas to all :)

Saturday, December 21, 2013

The best place to eat crackers

When Sidekick leaves crackers on the bedside table, (a sealed package mind you), where is the best place to eat them?

Out of doors, where the birds can eat the crumbs?  No.
In the kitchen, where crumbs belong?  No.
In the living room, where crumbs can be swept away?  No.
In crate?  No.
On couch?  No.

Best place for to eat crackers is on bed of Sidekick.  And not just on the bed, but underneath the covers.  Enjoy, Sidekick!  Self has left a midnight snack.

Sunday, December 8, 2013

Crazy Sidekick saves evil cats

Self thought, that Sidekick and Self had come to agreement.  Deaf Cat may stay, but no more cats.  Is easy enough to understand, right?  Apparently not so.

One day in October, Sidekick came in with a large bag.  Bag went, meow meow!  Oh no.  Really?  ...Yes.  Really.

Sidekick explained.  Would not be nearly as long a time as infestation puppies.  Gypsy, the momma, had  kittens and found herself in the Valencia County Animal Shelter.  She was unlikely to make it out.  Well, self cannot chase all the cats if all the cats are to be put down.  So, okay.  Fine.  Bring in the cats.

At the time, kittens were 5 weeks old.  2 boys, and 4 girls.


 Cairo, a boy

 Madagascar (Maddie), a girl

 All the kittens in a snuggle

 Kenya, a girl

 Another Kenya picture

Sahara, a girl

Another Cairo picture

Also there was Chad, a black kitten, but he was so most hard to photograph!

First, the kittens and Gypsy lived in Clarissa's room, in their own pen.  But soon, Clarissa was unhappy sharing.  So, Clarissa moved out of the room and the kittens got the whole room!

Then in a few weeks the kittens got big and strong enough to begin to explore the house.  That was so most fun!  Self would lie down and sniff all the kittens so most politely.

Almost too soon, after only 5 weeks, all the kittens had found wonderful homes!  Self was right, it was not as hard or long as the crazy puppies.

Still, Self is not hoping for more kittens OR puppies any time soon...

Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Today we go archive digging! Of hikes and dog parks

To all the people,

Self is full of apology!  It turns out, there are many an unfinished post floating around that self was never able to share.

On this week, Self went to the dog park!  Rarely does this happen, for self would like to have all the toys to self and never for to share.

Dog park is most best for summer day, for dog park has a swimming tub!

Self jumps into swimming tub, then out, then chases the ball, then brings ball back, then jumps into swimming tub, and washes the ball, and repeat!

And always all the people comment on Self's beautiful tail.

Self also went on hike, for to watch all the beautiful late Summer flowers!  Yellows and Purples and Reds.

JC played Queen of the Mountain!

That's all for now!  Soon to be expecting many more catch-up posts.