October in the Tweeter Land

For those of the world who are not on the Tweeter, Self will write again all that has happened in October for all the people to read and enjoy.

1. Self thought about how delicious are hot dogs.  Mmmm hot dogs.

2. Self was so most frustrated with the existence of kittens.  Kittens!  Self has not told all the people about the kittens.  Soon to be expecting an additional blog post.

3. Self was excited for to watch TFiOS with Evil Stepmummy in Summer of next year!

4. Evil Stepmummy had awful dream, that Self was missing and would not come back.  If self was missing, Self would have been stolen for Self's beautiful tail.  And Self would be sure to escape to find the way back to Evil Stepmummy and Sidekick!

5. Self was feeling depressed and grumpy for so many weeks.  Sidekick wants to make self happier.  One way is for to take many trips to the park for fetch!  This is most best.

6. On a hike with Wyatt and JC, self found new best friend, Mr. Tiger!  Self was so most pleased with the find.

7. Sidekick left Self all alone at home for to spend time with Evil Stepmummy and those friends.

8. Sidekick told Self to be the most best and quiet dog so she could speak on the phone.  It was most important for some reason.

All about LOOOOOOVE

February came and went and seemed so fast.  Is now time for another Tuesday Quiz!  And what else, but have found one all about L-O-V-E.

How old were you when you had your first relationship? First girlfriend was probably Bella, who met when was about 6 months old.

Are you taken/single?  Am taken, hehe!  Of course by Sidekick but also by new girlfriend, Diesel.  She so cute and nice.
 

How old were you when you had your first kiss? Was kissed by many a person, like breeder people and by Rosie Mummy, and also Sidekick.

What color is your underwear? Dogs don't wear undies, silly!

Do you like anyone right now? So like Evil Stepmummy and Sidekick and The Pack, and all The Tweeter friends.

Ever had your heartbroken?  Heart is most broken whenever Sidekick go away and does not take with!

Miss anyone right now?  Most of all Evil Stepmummy, but also Daddy of Sidekick because he at work but when he home he always play such funnest games with.

Who was the last person you sent a text to?  Last Tweeted at Norwood and Sidekick Debi, because Debi sing a song that was in a favorite movie of Jacinta, name of Babe.

Last person to text you? Was tweeted by Norwood and Sidekick Debi to say that, have most beautiful singing voice.  *Howls*

Last person you saw? Am so looking at Sidekick right now!

What was the last thing you said to someone?  Say to JC, "No!  Not your stick!  Now go away!"

Who is top in your top friends? Top friends include Sidekick and Pack and Evil Stepmummy and Sister Cookie.

Why? All are most always fun for to snuggle and play with.

Who do you trust the most in your life? Sidekick.  She always so protectful.

Who do you love most? Sidekick.  She always so kissy and snuggly.

Ever been in love? Am always most in love with all the people!

Who has hurt you the most? Most sad is when people hurt Sidekick, and in doing so those people have hurt self the most.

Has a tragedy ever happened in your life? Most tragic was when Man Who Gives Chicken had to die and not give chicken or play ball with anymore.  Most tragic.

Are you happy? Am!  Have much different style of life in Lost Almost than had in Townsville but all makes happy.

How many good friends do you have? Sidekick (1), The Pack (6), Evil Stepmummy (7), JC and Wyatt (9), Sister Cookie (10).  Ten.

Are there some songs you cant listen to because they remind you of someone?  Do not often listen to songs, only when Jacinta sing to.  So all songs remind of Sidekick.

Have you ever cheated on a partner? Certainly no, for cheating most horrible thing for to do.  Promise to Diesel, that will never ever cheat on.

Ever been cheated on?  No, and Punkie Cow Dog has promised not to steal Diesel.

Ever been told someone loved you?  What, am in Puppy Kindergarten?  When grown-up dogs in love, tell to each other's faces, not through the vine.

Ever told someone you loved them and meant it?  All the people!

Not meant it? Love all the people!

Ever had your heart broken?  Quiz, have forgotten?  Have already asked question and have already answered, heart so broken when am left alone.

Are you happy with where you are relationship-wise now? Most lovely pack and extended pack, and all The Tweeter friends (most especially gorgeous Diesel), is all good!

What is your idea of true love?  True love:  When love another so much that will let them enjoy selves to max, like chasing frisbees all the day, and eating dead crows, and chewing all the rawhides.

When they slip, do you think you can let go the small stuff?  When Sidekick slip, say to Sidekick, "Oh no!  Are okay?  Was very icy there, hope are okay!"  and then lick and lick and lick her face.

Do you believe in love at first sight? Not so, actually.  Is important for to meet all the new dogs and people and get to know.

Why or why not? Well with people, is not quite so.  Do so love all the people.  But with dogs, is just old-fashioned politeness.

Do you believe that it is best to have a friendship first then love? Is best to love as friend, then love as girlfriend, but always for to love.

Do you believe that love can be found in bars or is that too much of a risk?  Like weave pole and jump bars?  Is way too much risk, because would collide head on.  Only one dog per agility obstacle please!

Should people go to bars to find love?  JUST.  SAID.  NO!  Would jump over bar and then WHACK!  Sore heads make fights, not love.

Or should they go to places where people who like what they like hang out?  Yes, this one.  Just hang out at the agility place, do not jump and weave through bars.

Should men and women be expecting the other to buy the other gifts?  Well, so always expect every person to buy gifts for self, so yes.  All the people should buy self all the gifts, whether male or female.

Who should wear the pants in the relationship or should it be a mutual give and take?  Human should always wear pants, because dogs do not fit into pants.  Will be happy to give and take in a tug of war with pants though!

Should chauvinists of either gender be in a relationship?  Am sorry quiz, but big words, do not know.  Am just a puppy.