Is alien in tummy, eating all food. Is why have been so hungry!
Even though superdog, can not kill alien by self. Must call MIB! Men In Black! (No, have not been watching movies with Jacinta and Kathy.) Go to mean nasty lady who venomated last week. Still scared of, but she speak with MIB and be given pill to kill alien.
Here is picture of alien:
Ewwy. Was sending pods for its babies. Pods come out of-- no, you don't want to know.
Anyway, now am better and have saved planet from aliens.