Saturday, January 12, 2013

A squatter has moved in

No, no, no, no, no.  This is not right.  Was just no time at all that had been at the new house when suddenly, this appeared.

A sad panda face

Why are you here?!  Why are you taking the attention of Sidekick?  Why are you taking space in new house?  Squatters are for to be illegal, and to be out on the streets or in shelters, and are not for to be in house of self.
...admittedly she might be kind of a beautiful dog.

Seriously, Squatter?  Also, you are most fat.  Have been eating all the food?  But all the food is for self!  Please to be getting skinny and not to be eating all the food.  Okay?  Understood?

And then to be leaving.

Thursday, January 10, 2013

An Unexpected Journey

There has been a new change in store that Sidekick has been keeping from self!  Over the weeks she start to put things in boxes, and take in car and drive car away.  Then come back, and put things in boxes, and take in car and drive car away.  And one day, was the most strange, she took big toasty bed, and put bed in car and drive car away.  Then next, she take Deaf Cat and even self, and put Deaf Cat and self in car, and drive car away.

Where are going?  Are going on adventure?  Are going on hike?  Toasty bed and boxes are also going on hike?  But no... Deaf Cat does not go on hikes.  Only on walks down the street.  So was most confused.

Pulled up and stopped the car, and then Sidekick took self and Deaf Cat out of the car, and into the house all went!  But why are in a new house?  Are visting?  Why for are visiting?  Are petsitting?  But no, are no other pets in home.  Is time for to look all around.

 
 Enter the house, and see this.  Here are all the boxes from the pack house!

 
And to the right, is this.  Reminds of Townsville house, but bigger.
 
 A perfect place to run up and down and act generally crazy

 All of Sidekick's office things seem to have appeared in this room

 And there are many cat things in this room, along with all the foods for self and for Cat from the pack house.

 This is the room in which the scary water lives.  Is the only type of bad water in the world, water in big white tubs.

But the outside looks fun and nice.

Think, can already see great fun things on other side of fence.  How to get to them?
 
Ah, this is where big toasty bed ran to!  Hello, big toasty bed!  Will sleep and sleep and sleep in you!

But self wonders, what is this room used for???

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

BIG things in store!

Sidekick here!  Just wanted to let you know that you haven't been forgotten and neither has the blog!  Vertigo, Clarissa, and I have been working on two really big projects that, along with my work and just taking time aside to spend with Mr. Squiggles and Deaf Cat, have really been eating up all my time.  I will get Vertigo to set some time aside and tell you all about them soon!

Thursday, December 20, 2012

A very busy Thursday to all!

Thursdays these days have been so most busy!  A very packed social calendar.

Firstly, is time for to go on playdate in snow with Wyatt and JC.  An hour long outing is had.  First is time for to walk up the big hill, then all will sit and stay while leashes are off.  Then, GO!  Run across the big field and all the way back.  And on leash again and back down the big hill!

 Taking a cooling off break

 A smell is smelt!

Then next, is time to pick Cara and Emma up from their house.  All pile into the car and drive to a trail!

 All dogs are vampire dogs!

 Vampire dogs in the vampire tunnel!*

 Emma hardly stops running

 Something is found!  Emma and self share the scent.

"Hallo!" says Cara, with her tongue hanging out.

And next is the time for to walk with Sunny.  And Sister Cookie goes also with! 
Will run so far away and be back... at some point.
*Sidekick says for this to make sense, is important to know that New Townsville is where movie "Let Me In" was filmed.  So most a vampire movie and this is so most the vampire tunnel!

Friday, December 14, 2012

First snow of the season!

Is the first of the snow!  This excitement makes the cold weather fine to manage.  When door was opened in morning, BARRELED out the door so speedy quick.  Tackled and chased Sister Cookie and caught all the flakes of whiteness.

Sister Cookie took in the sights and showed off her new harness.


 And self leaped and leaped and leaped!


Then took a break because leaping is hard work.  And instead stared off into the snow.


This is Sister Cookie's "Most Beautiful" face.  It makes self say, "She so most beautiful."  Sister Cookie loved to be covered by the snow and to run all around the yard like a crazy puppy.


Thursday, December 6, 2012

Please to be learning how to do THIS!

Then will never need a Sidekick and can take self to hikes and parks and food stores for the always.



Saturday, December 1, 2012

Where did hole in floor come from?

Strange people have been coming to house all week.  And is job, to BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK!  Then Sidekick tells to be quiet, and to come get reward for alerting to strangers.  Of course, then strangers come in and say hello and oh!  Are nice people after all!  Until next day, when come up driveway and is job, to BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK!

Men have been coming in, and making many most noises in the house.  Sometimes, if am good dog, can watch them whirring away with many exciting tools.  Sometimes, when am feeling nutty, get locked down in room of girl human puppy.  Get rawhide to chew, but am not happy.  Am least happy.  Would like for to be upstairs please!

After eternity of locked in room, men leave.  And every time, men take bits of house with them.  No!  House is belong to self and pack!  No taking house!  But they do.  Have taken so much house that is great big hole in floor.  Was before, small house pool.  Was warm and bubbly and noisy, and admit that made self bit scared.  Was no gradual incline to get in, just sudden deep water.  Now, can look down and almost see room of self and Sidekick!

Spy cat enjoys secret hole so most.  In early morning can jump, jump down to spy on self and Sidekick.  And can say, miow, is time for to eat now!  Is 5:30 in morning!  And Sidekick throws out of door and 5 minutes later, Spy Cat is down again!

Is most very ridiculous.  Must had better board this crazy hole up.


Yes, that is better.  No more scary water because water should never be scary.  Instead, Interloper Joey and self will sniff all around and Cookie and self will be so most excited to have access to this room, from which can see and bark at all the things!